Retarded Referenda Results

On behalf both Jackson and myself, thanks to the more than ten thousand brave souls who truly and royally messed up their ballot in this retarded referendum. I thoroughly endorse the comments made by a close friend and far more intelligent man than myself, who, upon seeing the victory to the “no” vote, commented only:

I guess this means John Key has to remove the part of the crimes act which says “it is illegal to smack as part of good parental correction”