Speculative journalism at it’s best:
Maverick Labour MP, Chris Carter astounded members of the Press Gallery today when he used illict substances and started a dance party during a press conference today.
Thank you Telecom. Thank you very much.
I mean, I know that any liveblog invariably contains some sort of messy tirade against the poor bastard providing the technical services for it – in this case, Jackson James Wood’s cellphone hooked up to Telecom’s XT network.
This weekend Daniel and Jackson will embark upon a journey to the undoubted arsehole of New Zealand: New Plymouth—no offense Palmerston North, of course. It was close.
Last week Mr Miles posted about the upcoming referendum. We’ve had a while to think about the issue and get our heads straight. And you won’t hear this very often, but we think he was wrong. After careful consideration and three casks of wine, we think the only answer in this referendum is to spoil your ballot.
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The first in an ongoing series: What we learned from the news.
When a tourist in another country, be very careful you understand when things are and are not literal before you react. Case in point – dueling banjos does not mean what you may think at first.
One can only be grateful he had apparently neither seen Deliverance nor heard of the band Modern English.
Kia ora and welcome to AbsoluteGeni.us. As the tag line says this is a blog of politics, satire and absolute genius. We’re just two guys who think that people take a lot of things too seriously. Especially politicians, the media and especially especially bloggers.
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