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		<title>We Hope Cactus Kate Has A Sense Of Humour</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 22:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or, why you don&#8217;t embed images on your blog if they&#8217;re hosted by people who definitely do have a sense of humour. We discovered this morning that Cactus Kate had embedded an image on her blog that was hosted here at absolutegeni.us . We don&#8217;t mind about this, honestly. We&#8217;re cool with people doing that. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carter&#8217;s Credit Card Conundrum</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 23:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speculative journalism at it&#8217;s best: Maverick Labour MP, Chris Carter astounded members of the Press Gallery today when he used illict substances and started a dance party during a press conference today. Carter, embattled over his credit card spending habits while a Minister, was obviously showing the signs of stress as he entered the conference. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The AbsoluteGenius Road Trip Update</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you Telecom. Thank you very much. I mean, I know that any liveblog invariably contains some sort of messy tirade against the poor bastard providing the technical services for it &#8211; in this case, Jackson James Wood&#8217;s cellphone hooked up to Telecom&#8217;s XT network. But the best way to deal with the inevitable criticism [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great AbsoluteGenius Road Trip</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This weekend Daniel and Jackson will embark upon a journey to the undoubted arsehole of New Zealand: New Plymouth—no offense Palmerston North, of course. It was close. Part of the reason for this road trip is Jackson&#8217;s current wanted criminal status with the police. No doubt you will shortly see us on Police Ten 7. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vote &#8216;Screw This&#8217; Campaign</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 03:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week Mr Miles posted about the upcoming referendum. We&#8217;ve had a while to think about the issue and get our heads straight. And you won&#8217;t hear this very often, but we think he was wrong. After careful consideration and three casks of wine, we think the only answer in this referendum is to spoil [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WWLFTN #1 &#8211; Music Is Rarely Literal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first in an ongoing series: What we learned from the news. When a tourist in another country, be very careful you understand when things are and are not literal before you react. Case in point &#8211; dueling banjos does not mean what you may think at first. One can only be grateful he had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Absolute Genius</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:06:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absolute Genius</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kia ora and welcome to AbsoluteGeni.us. As the tag line says this is a blog of politics, satire and absolute genius. We&#8217;re just two guys who think that people take a lot of things too seriously. Especially politicians, the media and especially especially bloggers. Jackson James Wood A philanthropist at heart and a devil in [...]]]></description>
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