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		<title>David Bowie on the Labour leadership</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 04:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is ground control to Dave Shearer, you&#8217;ve really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it&#8217;s time to leave the caucus room if you dare This is Dave Shearer to ground control, I&#8217;m stepping through the door And I&#8217;m floating in a most peculiar way And caucus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Letter to Sir Paul Callaghan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 23:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This letter was written in response to this letter urging overseas holders of student loans to pay back more in the wake of the Christchurch earthquake. Dear Professor Sir Paul Callaghan, I know nothing about you, other than the fact that you hail from a generation (or two) before mine. You are the product of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiwai Toxic Tragedy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 02:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the course of my work a whole lot of research and interesting information never sees the light of day. I think this is one of those times where the information is worth sharing. In the wake of the disaster in Hungary where a red toxic sludge—the by-product of processing bauxite into alumina—is causing a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Waiting for Jackson</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 05:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slander]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The boys at The Egonomist invited me to do a podcast with them. Unfortuently I got too drunk to turn up. Perhaps I shouldn&#8217;t have got so pissed because now I am a member of the ACT Party. You can listen to their podcast here. Oh, by the way: This means war.]]></description>
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		<title>Diluting during dilemmas</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutegeni.us/archives/478</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 22:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Christchurch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was disgusted to see that the New Zealand Homeopathic Council has used the Christchurch Earthquake as a clever opportunity to spread misinformation about homeopathy and play on peoples&#8217; fears and anguish for personal gain. From their latest press release: Christchurch registered homeopaths should be commended for offering many free consultations during the first month [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Viva La Revolución</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tis a glorious day in the Peoples&#8217; Republic of New Zealand when our most trustworthy and benevolent National Government nationalise—by semi-violent means—and return to the workers of Aotearoa vast tracts of arable land, productive dairy cows from which a new generation of proletarian babies will suckle and grow strong and massive piles of toxic debt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An open letter to John Key</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 06:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear John Key, I take umbrage at your comments about Chris Carter’s mental health as reported by stuff.co.nz today. Sometimes you can&#8217;t tell a person is sick just by looking at them. So it is unfair of you to say that Mr Carter looks well and that he should have to prove to New Zealand that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Files, Flies and Fawkes</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutegeni.us/archives/382</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 22:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like Nicky Hager before me, I have magically obtained an email that helps explain Monday&#8217;s bomb threat in the Beehive. Unfortunately, this fliesian Fawkes formulation was foiled, with the Beehive being evacuated and no maggots laid.]]></description>
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		<title>Key&#8217;s Key Convictions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 02:09:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s Sunday Star Times posed 50 questions to Prime Minister Key from famous New Zealanders. Unfortunately, his entire press team were away when he first got the request from the SST. AbsoulteGenius was lucky enough to have been leaked his original answers. 1. Sir Colin Meads, former All Black: Do you think you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCully&#8217;s Kobayashi Maru</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutegeni.us/archives/289</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spock: The Kobayashi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc on students and equipment. As I recall you took the test three times yourself. Your final solution was, shall we say, unique? Kirk: It had the virtue of never having been tried. Anyone who has seen Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan and of course the [...]]]></description>
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