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	<title>AbsoluteGenius &#187; Daniel J Miles</title>
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		<title>Credit Where Credit&#8217;s Due</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 05:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case anyone&#8217;s following my beef with Radio New Zealand, which started in an angry post which rapidly transmogrified into a more rational post after Radio New Zealand rang me, I feel I should update now with what happened as a result. Radio New Zealand sprung into action and solved the problem &#8211; no longer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Student-Stymying Scandal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me say up front, I&#8217;m a supporter of strike action. If you don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re being treated fairly by your employer, and discussing it with them isn&#8217;t fixing it, then what better way to get the message across that simply refusing to work on their terms. It&#8217;s an important part of a functional employment [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Candidate Mocks Mount Albert: Mount Albert Fights Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of our readers may remember recently, when Jackson spearheaded an earnest campaign to win the seat of Mount Albert from his stronghold in Wellington. Resoundingly ignored by the mainstream media, the campaign was still a great success, with almost tens of Mount Albert residents swinging in behind Wood. Unfortunately, Jackson moved house soon after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Retarded Referenda Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:16:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On behalf both Jackson and myself, thanks to the more than ten thousand brave souls who truly and royally messed up their ballot in this retarded referendum. I thoroughly endorse the comments made by a close friend and far more intelligent man than myself, who, upon seeing the victory to the &#8220;no&#8221; vote, commented only: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Egregious Evolution Expectations</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The ever-interesting Jake Quinn over at Life and Politics makes a very valid point on the nature of a political system that seems to encourage sheer bloody-mindedness over anything else: That is, that if you announce a policy, and then sensible people suggest you should refine it one way or another, that you should never ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gratuitous Grammatical Gimmickry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoever thought up the idea of E-Prime seems like a genius. While it certainly does not appear suitable for use at all times, this does not eliminiate its usefulness in particular circumstances. Simply put, E-Prime advocates the elimination of all forms of the verb &#8216;to be&#8217; from language, forcing everything to be phrased in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statesmanly Sellout Smackdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eddie over at The Standard reiterates the claim that the Maori Party are sellouts for being in a Government with National. Now, that&#8217;s not, in and of itself, an unreasonable claim. But does it really hold up to serious scrutiny? He says: Well, Tariana, if you don’t like to be labeled a sell-out, simple solution: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WWLFTN #1 &#8211; Music Is Rarely Literal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first in an ongoing series: What we learned from the news. When a tourist in another country, be very careful you understand when things are and are not literal before you react. Case in point &#8211; dueling banjos does not mean what you may think at first. One can only be grateful he had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ridiculous Referenda Rhetoric</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m fully aware that to publish my first post effectively in support of both the Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition goes against every promise I&#8217;ve made so far with regard to being angry. But unfortunately I don&#8217;t control the issues, and my first urge to post has come at a moment of [...]]]></description>
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