David Bowie on the Labour leadership

Posted: December 1st, 2011 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Tags: , , | Comments Off

This is ground control to Dave Shearer, you’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the caucus room if you dare

This is Dave Shearer to ground control, I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And caucus looks very different today
Here am I sitting on the front bench far above the world
Parliament is blue and there’s nothing I can do…

David Bowie was of course a frontrunner to take the Labour leadership before he had to withdraw due to strained vocal chords.


Letter to Sir Paul Callaghan

Posted: March 30th, 2011 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Tags: , , , , | 2 Comments »

This letter was written in response to this letter urging overseas holders of student loans to pay back more in the wake of the Christchurch earthquake. Read the rest of this entry »


Tiwai Toxic Tragedy?

Posted: October 22nd, 2010 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Tags: , , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

In the course of my work a whole lot of research and interesting information never sees the light of day. I think this is one of those times where the information is worth sharing.
Read the rest of this entry »


Waiting for Jackson

Posted: October 11th, 2010 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Tags: , , | Comments Off

The boys at The Egonomist invited me to do a podcast with them. Unfortuently I got too drunk to turn up.

Perhaps I shouldn’t have got so pissed because now I am a member of the ACT Party.

You can listen to their podcast here.

Oh, by the way: This means war.


Diluting during dilemmas

Posted: October 8th, 2010 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Tags: , , , , , | 2 Comments »

I was disgusted to see that the New Zealand Homeopathic Council has used the Christchurch Earthquake as a clever opportunity to spread misinformation about homeopathy and play on peoples’ fears and anguish for personal gain. Read the rest of this entry »


Viva La Revolución

Posted: September 1st, 2010 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Tags: , , , , | Comments Off

Tis a glorious day in the Peoples’ Republic of New Zealand when our most trustworthy and benevolent National Government nationalise—by semi-violent means—and return to the workers of Aotearoa vast tracts of arable land, productive dairy cows from which a new generation of proletarian babies will suckle and grow strong and massive piles of toxic debt are wiped from the ledger books of running-dog capitalist pigs and tools of the military industrial complex thus freeing the worker from the chains of economic serfdom.

I for one welcome our new socialist overlords.


An open letter to John Key

Posted: August 3rd, 2010 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Tags: , , , | 4 Comments »

Dear John Key,

I take umbrage at your comments about Chris Carter’s mental health as reported by stuff.co.nz today.

Read the rest of this entry »


Files, Flies and Fawkes

Posted: May 19th, 2010 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Tags: , , | 1 Comment »

Like Nicky Hager before me, I have magically obtained an email that helps explain Monday’s bomb threat in the Beehive.

Unfortunately, this fliesian Fawkes formulation was foiled, with the Beehive being evacuated and no maggots laid.

Read the rest of this entry »


Key’s Key Convictions

Posted: May 15th, 2010 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Tags: , , | 1 Comment »

This week’s Sunday Star Times posed 50 questions to Prime Minister Key from famous New Zealanders.
Unfortunately, his entire press team were away when he first got the request from the SST. AbsoulteGenius was lucky enough to have been leaked his original answers.

Read the rest of this entry »


McCully’s Kobayashi Maru

Posted: January 9th, 2010 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | Comments Off

Spock: The Kobayashi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc on students and equipment. As I recall you took the test three times yourself. Your final solution was, shall we say, unique?
Kirk: It had the virtue of never having been tried.

Read the rest of this entry »