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		<title>Viva La Revolución</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[economic serfdom]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tis a glorious day in the Peoples&#8217; Republic of New Zealand when our most trustworthy and benevolent National Government nationalise—by semi-violent means—and return to the workers of Aotearoa vast tracts of arable land, productive dairy cows from which a new generation of proletarian babies will suckle and grow strong and massive piles of toxic debt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An open letter to John Key</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 06:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jackson James Wood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear John Key, I take umbrage at your comments about Chris Carter’s mental health as reported by stuff.co.nz today. Sometimes you can&#8217;t tell a person is sick just by looking at them. So it is unfair of you to say that Mr Carter looks well and that he should have to prove to New Zealand that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Hope Cactus Kate Has A Sense Of Humour</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 22:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absolute Genius</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or, why you don&#8217;t embed images on your blog if they&#8217;re hosted by people who definitely do have a sense of humour. We discovered this morning that Cactus Kate had embedded an image on her blog that was hosted here at absolutegeni.us . We don&#8217;t mind about this, honestly. We&#8217;re cool with people doing that. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kobo: A Review</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutegeni.us/archives/411</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:55:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love it. Outright love it. I don&#8217;t want to be the guy who bitches and complains about companies all the time &#8211; after my last post &#8211; so I feel the need to say something positive now. I bought my Kobo soon after it came out, and am four books down thus far. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Groupy.co.nz treat customers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: I&#8217;m putting this first so that it will be seen &#8211; Lance from Groupy has straight out said it&#8217;s unacceptable from them. So take the following as actions of an errant employee founding partner and not as a reflection on the rest of groupy.co.nz. Original post follows. Apologies about the length of this. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Carter&#8217;s Credit Card Conundrum</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutegeni.us/archives/419</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 23:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Absolute Genius</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Speculative journalism at it&#8217;s best: Maverick Labour MP, Chris Carter astounded members of the Press Gallery today when he used illict substances and started a dance party during a press conference today. Carter, embattled over his credit card spending habits while a Minister, was obviously showing the signs of stress as he entered the conference. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Credit Card Controversy</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutegeni.us/archives/412</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I honestly don&#8217;t have a problem with ministers using their ministerial credit cards for personal expenses, and I don&#8217;t understand the current furore around it. Obviously if you&#8217;re using your company card in order to avoid paying yourself, then that&#8217;s not kosher, and frankly you are a thief. But then we get the case reported [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Change The World, Pt One</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutegeni.us/archives/406</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 20:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As written in The Guardian, via tech-blog Gizmodo, this is how you change the world. A spectacular initiative where women on bicycles carrying netbooks and wireless connections visit obscure villages to provide a fleeting flirtation with technology. These women quite literally peddle a view over the information of the outside world, educational possibilities impossible without [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iPhone Priorities?</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutegeni.us/archives/404</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 19:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Herald&#8217;s Sideswipe column has the results of a study of UK residents to find what they considered the best invention. It&#8217;s bemusing, to say the least. The results (emphasis added by me) are below: 1. Wheel 2. Aeroplane 3. Light bulb 4. internet 5. PCs 6. Telephone 7. Penicillin 8. iPhone 9. Flushing toilet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Actually Absurd &#8220;Actually&#8221; (Or, An Open Letter To John Key)</title>
		<link>http://www.absolutegeni.us/archives/395</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 01:36:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel J Miles</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear John Key. I&#8217;m not one to criticise too heavily over the silly pedantic stuff. However I just can&#8217;t handle this one any more. You, John Key, as quoted on Stuff (HT DPF): “You will see we’ve done quite a good job actually of closing down loopholes and making sure there is fairness in the [...]]]></description>
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