Imbecilic Intimidation Issues

Posted: October 1st, 2009 | Author: Daniel J Miles | Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Poor, disadvantaged Joel Cosgrove and Heleyni Pratley of the Wellington Workers Party are up in arms that they have been trespassed from Victoria University for protesting fee rises, in a press statement entitled Victoria University: No Free Speech Here Thanks.

Wait… hold up a second.

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The Great AbsoluteGenius Road Trip

Posted: September 30th, 2009 | Author: Absolute Genius | Filed under: Absolute Genius | 1 Comment »

This weekend Daniel and Jackson will embark upon a journey to the undoubted arsehole of New Zealand: New Plymouth—no offense Palmerston North, of course. It was close.

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Candidate Mocks Mount Albert: Mount Albert Fights Back

Posted: September 30th, 2009 | Author: Daniel J Miles | Filed under: Daniel J Miles | 2 Comments »

Some of our readers may remember recently, when Jackson spearheaded an earnest campaign to win the seat of Mount Albert from his stronghold in Wellington. Resoundingly ignored by the mainstream media, the campaign was still a great success, with almost tens of Mount Albert residents swinging in behind Wood.

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Spot the Difference

Posted: September 22nd, 2009 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | 1 Comment »

An avid reader of AbsoluteGenius pointed out this remarkable resemblance to me earlier.
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Dispiriting Dispatch Derth

Posted: September 1st, 2009 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | 1 Comment »

There is no interesting news in New Zealand. There is nothing that excites me. No news writers that make me feel passionate about news.
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Plebiscite Picture Panorama

Posted: August 31st, 2009 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | 1 Comment »

In the run-up to last month’s indicative, non-binding referendum, Daniel and I presented a third option to the box-tickers of NZ: defacing the ballot before sending it back to the electoral commission.
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Ghastly Green Goading

Posted: August 31st, 2009 | Author: Daniel J Miles | Filed under: Uncategorized | Comments Off

Oh Green Party, why do you goad me so?

So often I want to agree with you, really I do. You used to support an emissions tax over an ETS – quite rightly – then cast that into the wind for some reason as far as I can tell.

But luckily you kept some of your wits about you, and are calling for some fairly obvious changes to the ETS, with regard to intensity based allocations, price caps, etc. Again, you are right on calling for these changes – thank you.

But then you go and manage, in the space of one sentence, to turn off all the goodwill you’ve built up as I read your statement.
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Banal Blogging Block

Posted: August 31st, 2009 | Author: Jackson James Wood | Filed under: Jackson James Wood | 3 Comments »

I know I haven’t been the most regular of writers. I don’t stick to my diet of blogging branflakes like many other bloggers—shitting out gems of blog genius every other hour. To prove just how useless I am at blogging, here is a blog I started about three years ago before I went to China on the VUW politics field trip.
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Consistency Win

Posted: August 30th, 2009 | Author: Daniel J Miles | Filed under: Uncategorized | Comments Off

The same online persona indignantly posted this:

Rather than address what I said, you lay into me with insults

As (link now broken) this:

@suebr Listen Sue, YOU are very DANGEROUS, YOU are ANTI DEMOCRATIC, and YOU need to leave NZ, You are insult to the democratic process!

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Debt-free Doctrine Dogma

Posted: August 30th, 2009 | Author: Daniel J Miles | Filed under: Uncategorized | Comments Off

Just when you thought that refinancing scammers were already claiming miracles, you get this beautiful piece of spam:

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